Life in 2020
Sometimes it feels like I'm going to wake up in an alien space ship. It turns out that life is just one big dream, a way to pass the time when traveling long distances.
When I wake up I'll be like, "What the fuck was that?"
"You didn't like my simulation?"
"It's not bad, It just got really fucked up at the end."
"Oh c'mon, chapter 2020 brings back the old classics, like viral infection... and fascism."
"Not a fan."
"Alright, that's enough buddy, sounds like you need to go to the hell simulator til you change your attitude."
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I was driving down the south perimeter by the dump(landfill) the other day. It's got one of those speed limit signs that flash at you when you're going over the posted speed limit, which is 80 over there. I got super pumped when it flashed on my birth year, 81.
That's more of a joke for 80's kids, in that particular area anyway. Doesn't work for the 00's very well. 10's and 20's will only have really slow areas to fully get this joke.
This joke isn't going to be very good for a very long time.
